Key principles of existence examined

September 6, 2009 § 2 Comments

Irrefutable (!) facts regarding existence:

A good relationship with others is primary to life.

You could be screwed if you forget to call “shotgun.”

Great minds think alone. In fact, you can double down on this one.

Your pets may not miss you after you’re “gone.”

Bill Moyers goes gangsta.

Al Franken doesn’t have to.

Being “The Buddha” means: form from many bugs. Seriously.

Finally, the penis matters (maybe).

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§ 2 Responses to Key principles of existence examined

  • fatbugZen says:

    Did u seriously just get all emo on me?

  • randomique says:

    I am now informed on all social and political topics I’ve never been really interested in. Thank you for that.

    And yes, if you leave your kids alone they’ll turn out just fine. I’m more aggressive than men, far more nonchalant, probably more perverted and can read a map just fine… but multitasking… well, that’s a challenge.
    So after 21 years of parental neglect I’m a perfect role model: a perverted, violent, sociopath who can easily find where you live >:]

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